Looking For a Healthy Bread With Which to Symbolize the Debasement That Will Inevitably Result From Your Spiritual Divorce From the God of Israel?

March 8, 2015 § Leave a comment

It’s that time again: another fresh edition of Autoanatta just went up at autoanatta.com. There’s new poems and philosophy from the writers you’ve come to know and love, as well as some fresh voices. Plus, there’s my latest column of literaryish humor.

This month, I poke a little fun at the Food for Life corporation for using a rather selective reading of the Bible to promote their popular line of Ezekiel 4:9 sprouted breads. I’m know that the subsection of readers who are into the natural foods industry and biblical studies is probably small, but I have to believe there are some of you out there who, like me, live in both worlds. What the hell else are you going to do after studying comparative religion besides work in a grocery store? And even if you aren’t up on the books of the prophets, you might still get a kick out of it; there are jokes about baking bread over poop-fires, which is about as low a common denominator as you can get. So click old ‘Zeke below to read the piece, and then click around to see what else Autoanatta has to offer this month.

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