Too Lazy to Relax

July 23, 2014 § Leave a comment

It’s become sort of a tradition around here for me to post a picture of my feet up in a hammock when we get back from our yearly Ontario cottage vacation–which has in turn led to all sorts of people getting googled over here in search of hammock jokes. This year, however, we reached a new height of relaxation and were too lazy to get out the ladders and hang up the hammock; we got off the boat, planted our faces in some books, and didn’t look up until it was time to come back home.

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I normally report on the funniness of the books I read while I’m up there, but it was all pretty serious stuff this time around, with a historical fiction bent, to help me scheme on the project I want to work on after Slash. (Which isn’t to say it won’t be funny, just that I wanted the best historical stuff I could find, whether they were funny or not). I read The King Must Die by Mary Renault and am almost done with Wolf Hall by Hillary Mantel. The Renault made for a great summer read, full of lusty adventure, but the Mantel in particular, is incredibly, and full of snort inducing quips that bring the verve and intelligence of the period to life in a much more visceral way than stale descriptions of clothes and furnishings.  I also read the deadly serious Oryx and Crake by Margaret Atwood and The Hundred Thousand Kingdoms by N.K. Jemisin, starting two trilogies I’m already looking forward to continuing next summer. About the only comedic thing I read was Sunshine Sketches of a Little Town by Stephen Leacock, which lived up, for better or worse, to the “Canada’s Mark Twain” blurb that got me to buy it. It did seem more like a watered-down version of Huckleberry Finn than something fresh of its own, but was certainly a fun way to spend an afternoon on a Canadian lake, especially with the lovely design and illustrations by Seth in the version I have. If you want to hear more about what I’m reading and what I think about it, friend me on Goodreads; I’m always curious to see what other readers are up to!

In any event, I’m excited to be back. Not happy–I really feel like I could just sit up there and read forever–but ready for a whole ‘nother year of writing to bring you guys. With the final episode of Slash out in just a few weeks, I need to get the epilogue done by this weekend, and once that’s complete, I’ll be able to dedicate more time to this blog again. I already have a few tragicomic posts planed about the state of the industry and my adventures in self-publishing, and hope to read some real funny literary fiction to share with you all soon!

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Free Preview of Episode Six

July 4, 2014 § Leave a comment

The penultimate episode of S/L/A/S/H is now available over at slashserial.com. Check it out to see which darling gets slashed out this time…

Slash: A Serial Novel by Evan Kingston

It is with great sadnessJ-Episode Six Cover that I announce that the penultimate chapter of Slash is now available for download; in Episode Six: “Private/Eyes”, I killed off my favorite character. As soon as I publish this post, there’ll be no more chances to chicken out in revisions and let him/her escape to live in the final episode.

Death hits closer to Alex than ever in this episode, and you can see who gets slashed out this time by by clicking this link.

There’s a half-assembled pile of the physical version on my kitchen table right now; they should end up in Common Good Books and Moon Palace Books, as well as on Etsy, sometime next week (it might take me a little longer to get them up to The Source). As always, you can stay tuned to FB page or Twitter (@EvanKingston14) to know exactly when they hit the stands at your favorite shop.

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